Classic Oh ! ! ! worth sharing1 Why did not Sony, Panasonic strong? Answer: panasonic (fear of the Suoni Ge)
2 A and C who is relatively high? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A lower than C)
3 jasmine, sunflowers, roses which most did not force a flower? Answer: Jasmine (good wins did not force a [beautiful] jasmine)
4 gorillas hate what line? Answer: Parallel Lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (Rubber poor)
6 cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case. (Afraid of ten thousand, I'm afraid if)
7 unicorn to fly to the North Pole will become? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)
8 1234567890 number which most hard-working, which number the lazy? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard-working. (1 do 2 a pound)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure)
10 white plus white equals what? Answer: the white rabbit (TWO)
11 dumplings is a man or a woman? Answer: Men (dumplings with foreskin)
12 If you have a car, the driver Xiaoming, Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, what this car is that one? ? The answer: Answer: betel
14 four people playing mahjong in the house, the police came, it took 5 people, and why? Answer: Because they play the people called Answer: Because the stars will
why they did not say hello? Answer: because they are not familiar
17 a fat man jumping from high buildings, turned into a what? Answer: fat
18 dead chocolate and tomato fights, chocolate won. Why? Answer: Because the chocolate bars
19, two men fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living name? Answer: Jiaojiu Ming Rights
20 there was a shark had bitten a green bean, the results of it into what? Answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the name of the dog or tiger's name? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
22 What brand of hate people touching the car? Answer: BMW BMW (Do not touch me)
23 chicken's mother who is? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper chicken)
24 with ABCD .. 26 letters, if the number of ET left left? Answer: 21 ET gone UFO
25 days of a child called? Answer: I wood (a gift that)
26 wind What child? Answer: Water from the (wind and water)
27 which animal no sense of direction? Answer: elk (lost)
28 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)
29 children at home who is red bean? Answer: southern (red beans grow in tropical)
30 feces of celery What color? Answer: Yellow (Emperor)
31 One mother gave birth to twins, my sister called Mary, then my sister called? Answer: Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
32 rainy days do not have much money to go out? Answer: 30000000 (no umbrella [3] Do not go out)
33 pen where the pigs came out, how to do? A star} {guess the answer: Wang Lee Hom
34 in the pig pen came out, how do? A star} {guess the answer: Han
35 pen where the pigs come out 3 times, how do? A star} {guess the answer: What brand of cosmetics Zai Zai
36 colds? Answer: Arche (ARCHE [Ati])
37 A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C , D all that?
Answer: A chicken egg B C D rotten eggs cooked eggs sword
38 What is transparent? Answer: Who can not see
39 Andy drink Forget Love Potion? Answer: Aha (Aha, I have a glass Forget Love Potion ... ...)
40 Why do you not see the second child of God? The answer: not disclose the secret why
41 rabbits and the Moon? Answer: Because Chang is why the radish legs
42 Doraemon A lifetime dream of living in the dark? The answer: because he pitch-dark
43 who remember the words of my mother will cry? Answer: grandfather (my mother every night, then ah think, shining tears, in Taiwan the lupine)
44 why the basketball board to wipe spoonfuls of salt? Answer: hard to describe
45 white like his brother, and why? Answer: truth
46 brands of appliances which the most ugly? Answer: TCL (ugly)
47 brands of appliances which the most offensive? Answer: TCL (stinks a)
48 brands of appliances which the worst? Answer: TCL (too much time, too dishes)
49 kinds of fish most idiot? Answer: Shark (silly) fish
50 What is the most intelligent of fish? Answer: whale (Fine) fish
51 we said no tail called koala bear, then we say the bear did not ****** What bear? Answer: mother bear
52 turtle in its shell in a house built, and then drill into it. Health Products} {guess one answer: cover cover
53 turtles in the house torn down, and built a house, and then drill into it. Health Products} {guess one answer: the new cover cover
54 turtles in the house torn down again, and built a house, and then drill into it. Health Products} {guess one answer: to calcium
55 giant dog and rabbit to the teacher where the endorsement, why the teacher let the puppy be back? Answer: Dogs (Want crackers)
57 songs which appeared in the first sentence of 3 people? Answer: I'm not Huang Rong (I, George W. Bush, Huang Rong)
58 grapes do not spit what? Answer: Portugal
59 Hindu sects which do not lie ah? Answer: Quanzhen
60 Who is the most like a helping hand? Answer: A Dream
61 Doraemon chat tool which the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow dead yet)
62 who play Chopin's Nocturne? Answer: Pooh Bear (as you play Chopin's Nocturne)
63 where to hide your pigeons? Answer: the roof (the roof singing your song)
64 Why is the lion in the forest always sent out to do? Answer: lost contact
65 a bun fight and potatoes, the results potatoes to steamed buns killed. Food} {guess one answer: Dousha Bao buns
66 dead, potatoes came to avenge his father. Potatoes that beat, ah escape before fleeing.
a river stopped the potatoes to the vegetables} {guess one answer: peas
67 sea is this? Answer: pineapple (Baltic Sea)
68 a rooster and a hen (guess words) Answer: two chickens and a rooster
69 hens (guess five words) Answer: or
70 two chickens and a hen a cock (guess seven words) answer: a fool or two chickens
71 have a bean, fell down, only you can encourage him, may I ask why? Answer: chocolate beans
72 Why did not the princess married to hang mosquito net? Answer: Because the frog prince
73 meters mother who is? Answer: m's mother is to spend (peanuts)
meters who is the father? Answer: The father is a butterfly-meter (Dielianhua)
m love people? Answer: Mouse (Mice Love Rice)
meters grandmother who? Answer: m grandmother is wonderful pen (Magic Pen flower)
meters grandfather who? Answer: m grandfather is a burst (popcorn)
74 McDonald's and KFC who is bigger? Answer: Kentucky Fried Chicken (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the grandfather)
75 eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate win a food fight ~ {} Answer: eggs, chocolate bars
lost not convinced, and play ~ and he lost a ~ {} answer a food fight: the results of egg noodles eggs
two straight sets, is not satisfied, go to his brother, cake, the results do not say the cake was defeated,
bitter chocolate was also a shame Gordon hit a food} ~ {answer: chocolate CHESS (mad) cake
Finally, the egg tarts and cakes to look for big brother, chocolate, egg tarts that much effort! You did not do so go to D ~
chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake,
take the initiative to apologize eggs and cake, playing a food} {Answer: German clothing (Fu) chocolate
76 car fly. {} Answer guess a drink: coffee (CAR, fly)
77 how to drink larger cups? Answer: read the Great Compassion Mantra
78 white horse called the White Horse, a black horse called the dark horse, black and white horse called the zebra,
red then black and white horse white horse is called what? Answer: shy zebra
79 which person in history to run the fastest? Answer: Cao Cao (speak of the devil to)
80 who wear glasses when I ask the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (Moonlight, Hey! Is a frost on the floor)
81 most Qianbian Which historical figure? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu Yang North sea (by Hai Bian).
2 A and C who is relatively high? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A lower than C)
3 jasmine, sunflowers, roses which most did not force a flower? Answer: Jasmine (good wins did not force a [beautiful] jasmine)
4 gorillas hate what line? Answer: Parallel Lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (Rubber poor)
6 cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case. (Afraid of ten thousand, I'm afraid if)
7 unicorn to fly to the North Pole will become? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)
8 1234567890 number which most hard-working, which number the lazy? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard-working. (1 do 2 a pound)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure)
10 white plus white equals what? Answer: the white rabbit (TWO)
11 dumplings is a man or a woman? Answer: Men (dumplings with foreskin)
12 If you have a car, the driver Xiaoming, Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, what this car is that one? ? The answer: Answer: betel
14 four people playing mahjong in the house, the police came, it took 5 people, and why? Answer: Because they play the people called Answer: Because the stars will
why they did not say hello? Answer: because they are not familiar
17 a fat man jumping from high buildings, turned into a what? Answer: fat
18 dead chocolate and tomato fights, chocolate won. Why? Answer: Because the chocolate bars
19, two men fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living name? Answer: Jiaojiu Ming Rights
20 there was a shark had bitten a green bean, the results of it into what? Answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the name of the dog or tiger's name? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
22 What brand of hate people touching the car? Answer: BMW BMW (Do not touch me)
23 chicken's mother who is? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper chicken)
24 with ABCD .. 26 letters, if the number of ET left left? Answer: 21 ET gone UFO
25 days of a child called? Answer: I wood (a gift that)
26 wind What child? Answer: Water from the (wind and water)
27 which animal no sense of direction? Answer: elk (lost)
28 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)
29 children at home who is red bean? Answer: southern (red beans grow in tropical)
30 feces of celery What color? Answer: Yellow (Emperor)
31 One mother gave birth to twins, my sister called Mary, then my sister called? Answer: Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
32 rainy days do not have much money to go out? Answer: 30000000 (no umbrella [3] Do not go out)
33 pen where the pigs came out, how to do? A star} {guess the answer: Wang Lee Hom
34 in the pig pen came out, how do? A star} {guess the answer: Han
35 pen where the pigs come out 3 times, how do? A star} {guess the answer: What brand of cosmetics Zai Zai
36 colds? Answer: Arche (ARCHE [Ati])
37 A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C , D all that?
Answer: A chicken egg B C D rotten eggs cooked eggs sword
38 What is transparent? Answer: Who can not see
39 Andy drink Forget Love Potion? Answer: Aha (Aha, I have a glass Forget Love Potion ... ...)
40 Why do you not see the second child of God? The answer: not disclose the secret why
41 rabbits and the Moon? Answer: Because Chang is why the radish legs
42 Doraemon A lifetime dream of living in the dark? The answer: because he pitch-dark
43 who remember the words of my mother will cry? Answer: grandfather (my mother every night, then ah think, shining tears, in Taiwan the lupine)
44 why the basketball board to wipe spoonfuls of salt? Answer: hard to describe
45 white like his brother, and why? Answer: truth
46 brands of appliances which the most ugly? Answer: TCL (ugly)
47 brands of appliances which the most offensive? Answer: TCL (stinks a)
48 brands of appliances which the worst? Answer: TCL (too much time, too dishes)
49 kinds of fish most idiot? Answer: Shark (silly) fish
50 What is the most intelligent of fish? Answer: whale (Fine) fish
51 we said no tail called koala bear, then we say the bear did not ****** What bear? Answer: mother bear
52 turtle in its shell in a house built, and then drill into it. Health Products} {guess one answer: cover cover
53 turtles in the house torn down, and built a house, and then drill into it. Health Products} {guess one answer: the new cover cover
54 turtles in the house torn down again, and built a house, and then drill into it. Health Products} {guess one answer: to calcium
55 giant dog and rabbit to the teacher where the endorsement, why the teacher let the puppy be back? Answer: Dogs (Want crackers)
57 songs which appeared in the first sentence of 3 people? Answer: I'm not Huang Rong (I, George W. Bush, Huang Rong)
58 grapes do not spit what? Answer: Portugal
59 Hindu sects which do not lie ah? Answer: Quanzhen
60 Who is the most like a helping hand? Answer: A Dream
61 Doraemon chat tool which the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow dead yet)
62 who play Chopin's Nocturne? Answer: Pooh Bear (as you play Chopin's Nocturne)
63 where to hide your pigeons? Answer: the roof (the roof singing your song)
64 Why is the lion in the forest always sent out to do? Answer: lost contact
65 a bun fight and potatoes, the results potatoes to steamed buns killed. Food} {guess one answer: Dousha Bao buns
66 dead, potatoes came to avenge his father. Potatoes that beat, ah escape before fleeing.
a river stopped the potatoes to the vegetables} {guess one answer: peas
67 sea is this? Answer: pineapple (Baltic Sea)
68 a rooster and a hen (guess words) Answer: two chickens and a rooster
69 hens (guess five words) Answer: or
70 two chickens and a hen a cock (guess seven words) answer: a fool or two chickens
71 have a bean, fell down, only you can encourage him, may I ask why? Answer: chocolate beans
72 Why did not the princess married to hang mosquito net? Answer: Because the frog prince
73 meters mother who is? Answer: m's mother is to spend (peanuts)
meters who is the father? Answer: The father is a butterfly-meter (Dielianhua)
m love people? Answer: Mouse (Mice Love Rice)
meters grandmother who? Answer: m grandmother is wonderful pen (Magic Pen flower)
meters grandfather who? Answer: m grandfather is a burst (popcorn)
74 McDonald's and KFC who is bigger? Answer: Kentucky Fried Chicken (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the grandfather)
75 eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate win a food fight ~ {} Answer: eggs, chocolate bars
lost not convinced, and play ~ and he lost a ~ {} answer a food fight: the results of egg noodles eggs
two straight sets, is not satisfied, go to his brother, cake, the results do not say the cake was defeated,
bitter chocolate was also a shame Gordon hit a food} ~ {answer: chocolate CHESS (mad) cake
Finally, the egg tarts and cakes to look for big brother, chocolate, egg tarts that much effort! You did not do so go to D ~
chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake,
take the initiative to apologize eggs and cake, playing a food} {Answer: German clothing (Fu) chocolate
76 car fly. {} Answer guess a drink: coffee (CAR, fly)
77 how to drink larger cups? Answer: read the Great Compassion Mantra
78 white horse called the White Horse, a black horse called the dark horse, black and white horse called the zebra,
red then black and white horse white horse is called what? Answer: shy zebra
79 which person in history to run the fastest? Answer: Cao Cao (speak of the devil to)
80 who wear glasses when I ask the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (Moonlight, Hey! Is a frost on the floor)
81 most Qianbian Which historical figure? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu Yang North sea (by Hai Bian).
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